Ulrika

journalofamadwoman:

If Adam Lambert walks up to a person, anywhere, no matter what, and says to them, “You’re gay,” there is no arguing.

That person is now gay.

Why? Because Adam Lambert has spoken.

he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)

every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

Fuck it is true, I’ve done it myself.

(via thescienceofjohnlock)

inkskinned:

before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:

  1. don’t.
If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you.
(via lasecondevie)

closetshipping:

so… yes. teenage au. with bilbo’s POV, as you apparently wanted. don’t get why- my bilbo voice is the worst haha

anyhow, here.

wikdsushi:

kuklarusskaya:






These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.

;________________;

Isador & Ida Straus
The couple had been married for 41 years at the time of the disaster. They raised six children together, and were almost inseparable. On the rare occasion that they were apart, they wrote each other every day. They even celebrated their birthdays on the same day, although they were well apart from one another. During the sinking, Titanic’s officers pleaded with the 63 year old Ida to board a lifeboat and escape the disaster, but she repeatedly refused to leave her husband. Instead, she placed her maid in a lifeboat, taking her fur coat off and handing it to the maid while saying, “I won’t need this anymore”. At one point, she was convinced to enter one of the last two lifeboats, but jumped out as her husband walked away to rejoin him.
When last seen by witnesses, they were standing on deck, holding each other in a tight embrace. Their funeral drew some 6,000 mourners at Carnegie Hall.
A monument to them still stands in a Bronx cemetery, its inscription reads: “Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.”

why wasn’t the movie about them

why wasn’t the movie about them

^Because Jewish love stories are only acceptable in movies when contextualized by a gentile (white) savior figure


I don’t know if a movie would be enough to do their story justice. I wish it had been about the Strausses, but I’m kinda thinking single season TV series.

wikdsushi:

kuklarusskaya:

These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.

;________________;

Isador & Ida Straus

The couple had been married for 41 years at the time of the disaster. They raised six children together, and were almost inseparable. On the rare occasion that they were apart, they wrote each other every day. They even celebrated their birthdays on the same day, although they were well apart from one another. During the sinking, Titanic’s officers pleaded with the 63 year old Ida to board a lifeboat and escape the disaster, but she repeatedly refused to leave her husband. Instead, she placed her maid in a lifeboat, taking her fur coat off and handing it to the maid while saying, “I won’t need this anymore”. At one point, she was convinced to enter one of the last two lifeboats, but jumped out as her husband walked away to rejoin him.

When last seen by witnesses, they were standing on deck, holding each other in a tight embrace. Their funeral drew some 6,000 mourners at Carnegie Hall.

A monument to them still stands in a Bronx cemetery, its inscription reads: “Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.”

why wasn’t the movie about them

why wasn’t the movie about them

^Because Jewish love stories are only acceptable in movies when contextualized by a gentile (white) savior figure

I don’t know if a movie would be enough to do their story justice. I wish it had been about the Strausses, but I’m kinda thinking single season TV series.

WHEN I WAKE UP AND AM NOT HACKING UP GUNK

whatshouldwecallquitting:

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Thanks, sometimesimakeupwords, for the inspiration!
whatshouldwecallquitting:

WHEN I FIND THINGS THAT TASTE BETTER THAN SMOKING :)

whatshouldwecallquitting:

WHEN I FIND THINGS THAT TASTE BETTER THAN SMOKING :)

thorbjornolsen:

scandinavia

hbshizzle:

finding a typo in a text after you send it

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